His Fanmail
From all his adoring fans. Fanmail has either been private messaged to me via a message board that I am a part of, been commented at his debut entry, instant messaged to me, or e-mailed to me. I think Charlie is getting a big head already, but I forgive him. For now.
"I love you, you big brat. Even if you've only been here for a few hours and you're already getting a big head, I love you. In all your pancaked glory. You're a smartass, but it works, because I can be one too. Besides, you cheer me up. Which is good. And I know you're going to think this is really creepy, but I just spent five minutes watching you. I didn't realize how cute you were till right now. Sorry about that. Ciao. -Lori "
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"Charlie, you rock! I'm so glad that Lori adopted you, because you're a wonderful addition to her blog! You have mad pancake carrying skills. Keep up the good work. -Manda "
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"I love bunnies with pancakes on their heads!
Hi Charlie!
-Mindie"
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"hi charlie! how are you? i’m really excited to be writing to you.i’m not even sure you will read this since i know you are so busy, what with balancing the pancake on your head and all.
how long have you had the pancake? does it change everyday? do you put it on your head yourself or does lori do it?
i think it is great that you and lori have found eachother. i’m really hoping that you two are very happy together. my wife is the same way with her bunnies, sniffles and elvis. they are all very happy with eachother. i can only hope that you and lori are just as happy.
best wishes,
billy.
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Hey, Charlie. Glad to see you around. Listen, there is this place Lori and I go to often and they have a bunch of people there always eating lettuce. I think you might fit in well. And goodness knows, the girls there would be all over themselves for your pancake. Anyway, I’m also glad you two found each other and if you ever end up having too many issue with regards to your pancake, ah, screw that. The world is crazy. Just deal, bro! – C
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Charlie,
Hey, fella, I’m sorry about the crazy obsessive lady staring at you all day long. I’m especially sorry that she shaved you.
“He has beautiful dark brown eyes that I can just stare into forever and ever, and has the softest skin.” :(
How else would she know anything about your skin?
Hey, dude, if you need a break and wanna come hang with me and play some video games, it’s all good. You can bring the pancake, too. Just don’t be surprised if I get hungry and eat it…
or you.
Nothing personal, bro.
Your “friend”,
Chris
